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But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up. Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being.

-George Carlin

Posted 1 year ago (1 April '11) with 135 notes  
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    if there was a god, it would be george carlin. but there’s not, so this quote will have to do.
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    You’re god damn right!
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    speaks the truth.
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    This, this, this, this. I hate it when religious people think I’m an atheist just to spite them, or to seem different,...